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October 22, 2009

Dave Bray-An Open Letter to all MLB Umpires

Filed under: Dave Bray — cdub1119 @ 3:28 pm

Help:

Help is not a curse word. There are 4 of you on that field each game. I know that baseball is a slow game already and that you hate to slow it down further, but in some cases it is needed. In games it is okay in the one or two plays that you aren’t sure about to go ahead and huddle up with your 3 buddies out there and hash it out. Now I’m not asking for instant replay for all plays. I’m just asking that if you aren’t sure, ask one of your co-workers if they saw anything differently. I also know that you all have different responsibilities on the field, however I also know that it is possible to see more than just one area. So my solutions are two-fold either a- huddle up if you aren’t sure or b- hire a bunch of retired AH-64 Apache pilots. Random you say? Not really, it has been shown that the crews from Apaches can actually read 2 books at once! Imagine the implications on the baseball field! The home plate umpire can actually watch the ball and the bat at the same time! Third base umpires can see a ball get caught and see if the runner leaves early! The possibilities are endless. What do you guys think?

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1 Comment »

  1. See, I agree with this! Why don’t they at least help each other out? Well done.

    Comment by Caleb — October 22, 2009 @ 3:29 pm | Reply


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